December 2011
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The friend of my enemy is my enemy, right? →
Everyone made a big stink over GoDaddy supporting (and helping write?) the hideous SOPA. At the very least, though, GoDaddy has a hand in the internet and we shouldn’t be all that surprised that a shitty organization that tends to make shitty (by way of disgustingly sexist) commercials (among other sins) wanted to pull some shady shit in exchange for extra cash and influence on the frontier...
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“Waiting for the train
to take us to Ikea, you turn
to kiss me. I am wearing a...”
– David Pritchard: Postscript: Logic, Libertarianism: A Novel (via bbcity)
in the waning moments of the year we got one of the best things to read that came out all year.
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“I am finally became Boss.”
– Subject of some spam sent to me today. (via thenewephemera)
Pretty sure he/she meant this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt65QPLZof4
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“Mr. Ratner said Thursday that the existing incentives for developments where...”
– - buried towards the end of this piece in the WSJ on the Atlantic Yards (paltry) design choices is this nugget of Ratner being the typical piece of shit most of Brooklyn (and New York) has grown to know him as. As BrooklynSpeaks puts it:
The first part of Bruce Ratner’s shocking statement pits...
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“But it’s time for the president to more clearly explain to the American people...”
– Katrina vanden Heuvel, the editor of that good ol’ liberal rag, The Nation.
This is the quote I actually expected WhoIsIoz to pick apart since… yeesh, really? Four years of disgusting bullshit, an entire term of being the Beater of the Flee World, wasn’t enough to piece this...
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“Well, look, the change I believe in comes from cultivating mindfulness,...”
– WhoIsIoz givin’ that old timey religion.
in related news, remember to Combat Liberalism.
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Band Names I Thought Of This Year - 2011
You should use them. ALL OF THEM. As usual with everything I’ve ever done, with some help from friends:
Igor Stravinsky Tribute Band
The Vassals
Dog Identifies Balls
W∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆FLEHOUSE
Glenn Ganges
The Euretards
Rolodex
Hound Group
Anonymous Austrian Metropolis
Frog Bite
The Elle Driver Sanction
Terminator’s Child
Breed Specific
Radish Up The Fundament
Ruby and the Real...
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“This is the problem: Many years ago I sat one day, in a sad enough mood, on the...”
– Franz Kafka in his diary, 1920, from Cosmopsis. (via mills)
Something something Buddhists something. In all seriousness, though, I feel like this does fit in quite soundly with the Way Of The Tortoise. Thoughts, Mr. Peter Reyes?
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thenotes:
Real atheists don’t talk about it.
don’t be fooled, it’s also a Fuck You, Friday.
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“Those FOX dummies! But before all you Jon Steward fans set to congratulating...”
– Who Is IOZ, laying it down, as usual.
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“Instead of “Well, where are we slipping? Are we beaver-like dam builders, or...”
– Meghan McCarron, Notes towards an Infernokrusher manifesto (via sketchyjoe)
I’m not a writer, I just (inferno)Krush a lot.
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Wrapping Oneself In The Flag
me: oh oh oh also in Rick Perry’s hate-speech ad he is wearing the same. exact. jacket as Heath Ledger in Brokeback Mountain
Dolan: that is some sweet ass secret code Handkerchief Code (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code) but in political ads
me: oh my god, the first picture on that wiki Dolan: he will do anything
me: no no the guy who’s pants are MADE of...
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John fuckin' Carlos →
Jim Caple: Finally, this is a question I ask everyone — Which superpower would you most want to have? The strength of 100 men, the ability to fly, turn invisible or have the speed of Mercury?
John Carlos: That’s a hard one, bro. If I was invisible I could get into a lot of things and straighten them out. But when you say the strength of 100 men — do you mean the strength of 100 men to...
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