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“Craigslist” by Peterbd99

1. Craig is ready for his close up

2. Craig is an amazing dancer

3. Craig would appreciate it if you would jump off of the nearest cliff because you are getting on Craig’s nerves

4. Craig is a friend to all

5. Craig has nice teeth

6. Craig’s beautiful ass white teeth will burn your retinas when he flashes that winning smile .

7. Craig is original

8. Craig is always in the running towards becoming americas next top model

9. Craig is trustworthy

10. Craig is not a beligerent drunk

11. Craig is incredibly bored and doesn’t give a shit about your political outlook

12. Craig’s ancestors were important as well as physically attractive

13. Craig will ttyl so stop blowing up his damn phone

14. Craig put his foot in that mac and cheese!

15. Craig > your siamese cat

16. Did Craig really just buy $5000 worth of groceries with coupons? Craig is motherfuckin monster with the coupons!

17. Craig is headed to bed so signing autographs aint cuttin it tonight

18. Craig is not the craigster. that’s some other lame craig