All This Wasted Genius

  • Mark: so is this Hunger Games pretty much Battle Royale and Running Man put together?
  • Me: almost precisely
  • there is one bonus in that the three book series argues that Anarchism is a solution to fascist autocracy. so if they make the movie trilogy i hope they hammer that point home
  • Mark: damnit we could've written that book in your basement
  • DISCLOSURE: "Basement" is pretty much shorthand for "Back in high school when we used to get high at your house"
  • MEANWHILE
  • Brogak: : "Varroa destructor is an external parasitic mite that attacks honey bees Apis cerana and Apis mellifera." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varroa_destructor
  • I wish my last name was "destructor".
  • Me: whoa
  • Varoa Destructor, nice to meet you
  • : : you shake hands, you feel your body disintegrating, your last sight is the gleam in Destructor's smile::
  • Brogak: It even looks badass
  • Me: FREEZE THE DRONE BROOD, SAVE US FROM DESTRUCTOR, plead The Bees
  • Brogak: BOEHNER TO BEES: NO HANDOUTS
  • No money for honey, says GOP leader
  • Me: "Freezing drone brood amounts to murder of the unborn. Tell your slutty Queen Bee to put an aspirin between her legs"
  • Brogak: MITE MAKES RIGHT? Disclosure forms show Destructor gave heavily to Republican candidates
  1. cowboy-killr said: This has been the best Hunger Games rant since ______.
  2. errantforms said: can’t like this harder!
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