This was simply too good.
dyfl:
I love this meme.
You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. One weapon.
2. One song blasting on the speakers.
3. One famous person to fight alongside you.Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.
1.) A Green Lantern ring.
2.) “Rez” by Underworld.
3.) Orion of the New Gods. ON SECOND THOUGHT: Maybe Ultimate Colossus, because once we were done fighting we could make out. I would also like for him to be using a large, heavy chain as a weapon.
MY TURN:
Hmmm, toughie…
1. Tempted to use a five-year old as my weapon. Yknow, grab one by the ankles and just swing it around as a blut instrument. Or maybe Rocketeer style with a jet-pack and a pistol. Though, I’m tempted to say i’d just bare(or brass)-knuckle it for the fun of it. But yknow, with the power of the Iron Fist or something.
2. Thought about going w/ Repitition by The Black Ghosts just for the humor of it…. So many good choices, though! I guess it’s a toss up between King Koopa’s Jukin or Hrs:Mins:Secs. Both seem badass enough, but probably the former… (I’d go with some punk or metal, but dude…. played out in the zombie scenario much? Though there are some possibilities I’d settle with)
3. At first I thought at least this third question was a no brainer. Then I had another idea. Keeping with the “always provide at least one funny option” theme I have going, though…. Gandhi, maybe?
TIMBNY came up with some good answers, too.
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posted : Tuesday, June 24th, 2008
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