Mark:
so is this Hunger Games pretty much Battle Royale and Running Man put together?
Me:
almost precisely
there is one bonus in that the three book series argues that Anarchism is a solution to fascist autocracy. so if they make the movie trilogy i hope they hammer that point home
Mark:
damnit we could've written that book in your basement
DISCLOSURE:
"Basement" is pretty much shorthand for "Back in high school when we used to get high at your house"
MEANWHILE
Brogak:
: "Varroa destructor is an external parasitic mite that attacks honey bees Apis cerana and Apis mellifera." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varroa_destructor
I wish my last name was "destructor".
Me:
whoa
Varoa Destructor, nice to meet you
:
: you shake hands, you feel your body disintegrating, your last sight is the gleam in Destructor's smile::
Brogak:
It even looks badass
Me:
FREEZE THE DRONE BROOD, SAVE US FROM DESTRUCTOR, plead The Bees
Brogak:
BOEHNER TO BEES: NO HANDOUTS
No money for honey, says GOP leader
Me:
"Freezing drone brood amounts to murder of the unborn. Tell your slutty Queen Bee to put an aspirin between her legs"
Brogak:
MITE MAKES RIGHT? Disclosure forms show Destructor gave heavily to Republican candidates
