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DJ Steve Porter - John Tortorella’s Press Conferences
This is simply amazing.
Let’s just say that I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that Totorella and I were related to each other.
Nice work digging against the Caps, Rangers. Everyone baffled at how the #1 team in the East could only barely make it to the Conference Finals after 14 games let me tell you: THE WHOLE SEASON HAS BEEN LIKE THIS. Go Rangers, Beat Devils.
OK, Let’s Do This.
this… this could be the last one of these I do (*gasp*). Also, Tortorella and I are clearly both pulling from the same Spirit Animal.
Possibly the greatest Morning Presser ever…. this is perfect XD
If I were a hockey coach, I would probably BE John Tortorella. This is Torts letting loose a true “It’s Total Garbage” moment.