WILD DOGS STOLE MY MOM
BUT LATER SHE SENT ME A LETTER
FROM THE WILD DOG KINGDOM
IT SAID “DEAR SON, IM A WILD DOG NOW.
I USED TO LOVE YOU, BUT NOW
IM TOO BUSY WITH WILD DOG THINGS FOR LOVE.
SEE YA, MOM.”
TS Eliot once said: “Of course dogs don’t seem to lend themselves to verse quite so well, collectively, as cats” … I dunnow what TPHD titles this one, but I think TPHD RIPS TS ELIOT OPEN WITH WILD DOGS works.