arealliveghost

tphd:

WILD DOGS STOLE MY MOM

BUT LATER SHE SENT ME A LETTER

FROM THE WILD DOG KINGDOM

IT SAID “DEAR SON, IM A WILD DOG NOW.

I USED TO LOVE YOU, BUT NOW

IM TOO BUSY WITH WILD DOG THINGS FOR LOVE.

SEE YA, MOM.”

TS Eliot once said: “Of course dogs don’t seem to lend themselves to verse quite so well, collectively, as cats” … I dunnow what TPHD titles this one, but I think TPHD RIPS TS ELIOT OPEN WITH WILD DOGS works.