Since I got my cat Five White,
the rats never bother my books.
This morning Five White died.
I make offerings of rice and fish,
bury you in midriver
with incantations—I wouldn’t slight you.
Dominance theory is a bullshit theory based on corrupted research and the dog whisperer is an asshole.
fucking seriously
I can’t get enough of these goats yelling like people.
it’s goats yelling like goats yelling like how people yell on the inside all the time as we feel like goats
left: monkey hugs a kitten, book of hours, Brussels ca. 1475 (NY, Morgan, MS M.485, fol. 117v)
right: monkey hugs a kitten, Nagaon, India 2011 (telegraph.co.uk)
well i’m certainly feeling illuminated now, you?