Ladies and Gentlemen, Start Your Campaigns!



With the inauguration now out of the way, who ya got in 2016?

Give me your Republican and Democratic nominees, along with your eventual winner. We’ll revisit these in a few years and see how you did.

Skeletor (R-Greyskull) v. Cobra Commander (D-CLASSIFIED)

It’s depressing how many honest/serious answers there are in the notes to this. so much pointless sadness. For the record I said earlier I would vote for Zod because I truly respect his political platform.


postnote on romney vid


turning these events back into a “wow. that’s not american. he wants to divide us. we’re one nation!” (as the obama campaign and media have already begun to do) is pretty much a fascist movement. this is what happens in liberal democracy today. when the poor are made visible or at least alluded to in discourse, their pain and condition is soon fed back into conservative ideas of nationhood.

same thing happens in the uk. the appearance of peoples who are unrepresented in popular discourse are fed into worrying ideas of nationhood. all too often leftists get trapped in this by arguing “oh how do we fit these people into modern day britain. they are neglected in our country” rather than recognizing the segregation which has taken place. you are left wondering what sort of events will actually make peoples visible in a way which doesn’t generate a conservative reaction.

this is a fucking terrifying phenomena that not only keeps occurring but is also intensifying. too many of us fall for this game.

Read Immolator’s other notes on the dumb Romney vid and forget all the other stupid shit you read about it.


thanks for adding citations. signal boosting because now this is more credible.

  • Obama: Sends drone strikes throughout Yemen, killing innocent civilians. http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/11/opinion/bergen-yemen-drone-war/index.html
  • Obama: Sends drone strikes throughout Pakistan, killing innocent civilians. http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/map_of_the_week/2012/06/obama_drone_strikes_the_president_ordered_more_than_george_w_bush.html
  • Obama: Sends drone strikes throughout Somalia, killing innocent civilians. http://www.sott.net/articles/show/250231-Obama-s-World-War-US-drone-strike-in-southern-Somalia-kills-37-civilians-injures-dozens-more
  • Obama: Sends drone strikes throughout Afghanistan, killing innocent civilians. http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/soft-on-terror-president-gently-assassinates-14
  • Obama: Sends drone strikes throughout Iraq, killing innocent civilians. http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/01/31/obama-plays-down-iraq-drone-presence-as-he-confirms-pakistan-strikes/
  • Obama: Puts crippling trade sanctions on Iran to provoke another war, similar to events leading up to Pearl Harbor. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-19069793
  • Obama: Signs NDAA, which allows for the indefinite detainment of US citizens outside of a warzone, without a trial or even being charged with a crime. http://rt.com/usa/news/ndaa-judge-obama-forrest-295/
  • Obama: Appoints czars to bypass Congress and extend the powers of the executive branch even more than Bush. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._executive_branch_czars
  • Obama: Uses millions of tax dollars for personal vacations. http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/obama-vacation-taxpayer-cost/2012/07/19/id/445913
  • Obama: Assassinates two American citizens, one being only sixteen years old, without any due process. http://www.salon.com/2011/10/20/the_killing_of_awlakis_16_year_old_son/
  • Obama: Says he'll close Guantanamo Bay and doesn't. http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2011/mar/09/president-obamas-promise-close-guantanamo-bay-dete/
  • Obama: Calls for the arrest of alleged whistle-blower PFC Bradley Manning for allegedly leaking video footage of American soldiers killing Iraqi civilians ruthlessly and illegally. http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/08/17/pro-bradley-manning-protesters-occupy-obama-campaigns-oakland-headquarters/
  • Obama: Allows for the torture of aforementioned Bradley Manning for eighteen months at Quantico before he's even charged with a crime. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/apr/10/bradley-manning-legal-scholars-letter
  • Obama: Calls for excessive Pell grants, which inflate the price of college tuition for everyone. http://lockerroom.johnlocke.org/2012/06/25/pell-grants-contribution/
  • Obama: Says he will not sign ACTA, then signs ACTA. http://real-agenda.com/2012/01/26/obama-ratifies-the-acta-global-internet-censorship-agreement/
  • Obama: Signs the NDRP, aka Peacetime Martial Law. http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2012/03/16/executive-order-national-defense-resources-preparedness
  • Tumblr: Why would anyone NOT vote for Obama?
  • Me: This list is the tip of the iceberg for this asshole.

It was Scahill calling Obama a murderer on Chris Hayes’ cable chat show that riled the president’s fans. According to them, kill lists, drone warfare, and targeting American citizens are traditional liberal values.

I agree. Mainstream liberalism sits atop numerous mass graves, creating many more. Why pretend otherwise? Especially in America?

The Obama campaign sure isn’t, confident that its brazen endorsement of state terror will win votes. Again, no argument. When your chief demographic is fully in line, you don’t need to be clever. It’s one area of American politics where honesty works.