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It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year: Hockey Playoffs
- (i can hear you adding "NHL" and "Playoffs" to your Tumblr Savior now...)
- me: watching the Predators-Red Wings highlights right now on ESPN.com and they showed how before the game they had, outside the Nashville arena, a car that fans could smash... with a sledgehammer
- me: .... THAT is some awesome fucking home ice advantage right there
- Mark: say what you will about the south
- they know how to party
- thats like some Street Fighter bonus round shit right there
- me: EXACTLY. also Pekka Rinne... what the fuck.
- i mean, dude DESERVES to wear the Predator mask...
- BECAUSE HE MURDERS POSSIBLE GOALS DEAD
- Mark: yeah that needs to happen. in fact i want to go to a Predators game in a full predator outfit one day. A flight down there and front row seat probably cost less than a front row seat at a ranger game.
- oh man imagine being dressed as predator and smashing a car with a sledgehammer
- easily would be top 5 moments of my life
- Mark: i was also saying if i was the PA guy at that stadium i'd just feed the "over here over here over here" through the PA and the predator breathing sound in a speaker directly above the opposing goalie constantly
- me: every time the Preds score you play a clip on the jumbotron of the Predator killing somebody
- Mark: and the laugh
- me: when the Predators are about to win and time is running down you put the Predator bomb countdown number thing on the screen
- seriously SO MANY POSSIBILITIES
- Mark: lets just send this coversation to the predators organization with a invoice attached
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Hey hey hey.
Maybe you will look at it.
Also! Of course, there are lot’s of other things worth checking out on there, as per usual. elimae knows the deal, since 1996 on the webernets.
my friend wrote a thing that I like and maybe you will like it too yknow?
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
doing dishes and singing by a kitchen sink.
siena oristaglio (cheapsalt)
friend Siena has a new toy/project
“ i dreamed last night (these stories always end well) that [the Karl Lagerfeld of Archives] assigned me to process your papers (there were 11 boxes. the inventory, quite frankly, was crap.) and they get delivered to my office and one of the boxes is a giant rowboat.
like, two times the size it should be. no seats. just giant oars, and a giant boat. it took up the whole reading room. and i was all like, [Helrond], YOU ARE KILLING ME HERE. WHAT THE FUCK A GIANT BOAT.
and you were all like, “you never know when you’re going to have to cross over”
and i was like YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, YOU ASSHOLE.
NOW GET THIS BOAT OUT OF MY READING ROOM.
like, two times the size it should be. no seats. just giant oars, and a giant boat. it took up the whole reading room. and i was all like, [Helrond], YOU ARE KILLING ME HERE. WHAT THE FUCK A GIANT BOAT.
and you were all like, “you never know when you’re going to have to cross over”
and i was like YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, YOU ASSHOLE.
NOW GET THIS BOAT OUT OF MY READING ROOM.
— One colleague to another, names [Redacted] to protect the dreamers, #DreamLifeOfAnArchivist
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