El-P - “The Full Retard”
this thing exists and is available now and I’ve been listening all day and it’s really good and I’m not just saying that cuz has a melody from Metroid on one track.
onefootinthegrave asked: has anyone in your dojo ever said "everybody have fun tonight, everybody wing tsun tonight?"
yes. it has happened. As has the references to “kung fu fighting”. Inevitable, I guess. Here’s a good one: So Wing Tsun means “Praise Spring” but a lot of people mistranslate it or think it means “Eternal Spring”… Eternal Spring WOULD be “WANG Tsun” …. THE MORE YOU KNOW.
oh and technically we don’t call it a dojo. Not that I mind or care or that it makes a big difference or anything, but “dojo” is a Japanese term. Usually we just call it “the school” but if you wanna get cultural with it “gwoon” or “kwoon” would probably be more accurate.
Er, also, those of you over in the Wing Chun tag should probably be following the Wing Tsun tag too. Just sayin…
Camper Van Beethoven - When I Win the Lottery
via victorfranko
When I win the lottery gonna donate half my money to the city
So they have to name a street or a school or a park after me
When I win the lottery
Never run a flag up a pole
Like mr. red, white, and blue down the road
But I never called myself a hero for killing a known communist
Now I can walk into any old bar
Find a fight without looking too hard
But I never killed someone I don’t know just ‘cause someone told me to
And when I win the lottery
Gonna buy the house next to mr. red, white and blue
And when I win the lottery
Gonna buy post 306 american legion, paint it red with five gold stars
When I win the lottery
When the end comes to this old world
The rights will cry and the rest will curl up
And God won’t take the time to sort your ashes from mine
‘cause we zig and zag between good and bad
Stumble and fall on right and wrong
‘cause the tumbling dice and the luck of the draw just leads us on
And when I win the lottery, gonna buy all the girls on my block
Silver-plated six shooters and a quart of the finest highland scotch
‘cause when I win the lottery, the rights will shake their heads and say that
God is good but surely works in mysterious ways
When I win the lottery
