Dear subscriber, you are registered as a participant in a mass disturbance.
1. Wow. Fucked up but also amazing. I guess that’s how I’d describe most everything in the political-social-economic world we live in that doesn’t fall under the straight “predictable and terrifying”
2. I wasted my Christmas gift wishes on new pants and Steam wallet cards instead of what I really wanted which is for everyone to never use the word “Orwellian” ever fucking again, christ. Forget Orwell, forget him. [tries casting a spell which comes to the predicted effect of nothing]
3. “Dear subscriber, you are registered as a participant in a mass disturbance.” is also the message God sends to my brain every morning upon re-entering human consciousness.