this ghost, referencing Samantha Power and Anne-Marie Slaughter (via thenewephemera)
Power and Slaughter are jokes operating within jokes contained within a larger farce. Good thing they’re just fictional characters with punny names and no one takes their horrible ideas seriously, yknow?
“Craigslist” by Peterbd99
1. Craig is ready for his close up
2. Craig is an amazing dancer
3. Craig would appreciate it if you would jump off of the nearest cliff because you are getting on Craig’s nerves
4. Craig is a friend to all
5. Craig has nice teeth
6. Craig’s beautiful ass white teeth will burn your retinas when he flashes that winning smile .
7. Craig is original
8. Craig is always in the running towards becoming americas next top model
9. Craig is trustworthy
10. Craig is not a beligerent drunk
11. Craig is incredibly bored and doesn’t give a shit about your political outlook
12. Craig’s ancestors were important as well as physically attractive
13. Craig will ttyl so stop blowing up his damn phone
14. Craig put his foot in that mac and cheese!
15. Craig > your siamese cat
16. Did Craig really just buy $5000 worth of groceries with coupons? Craig is motherfuckin monster with the coupons!
17. Craig is headed to bed so signing autographs aint cuttin it tonight
18. Craig is not the craigster. that’s some other lame craig
I received this last night as an e-mail from a Peterbd99. I do not know this individual. Apparently I am not unique. But Peterbd99 is.
The new issue of red lightbulbs features work from Carrie Lorig, Nick Sturm, Steve Roggenbuck, Josh Kleinberg, Johnny Vulpine, Dolan Morgan and three Coreys. And more!
Look at all those NAMES. I mean, I dn’t know a single one of them, save Dolan. I just mean the shape of them. Vulpine! (foxy?). Sturm! (und Drang?). Roggenbuck! (what the fuck).
Hey, read this story I made. »
It’s called “Kiss My Annulus.” You might like it.
D-man sent me a draft of this a while back and it was good fun. Enjoy.
After someone bought Google Place Reviews, I threw their money away.
These 200 pennies now live in a small colony, huddled together for warmth in Brooklyn. They’ve already elected a mayor and started a schoolhouse.
Good luck, money!
If you want to visit this money or get it back, act fast, and head over here.
They’ve already elected a mayor? It is only a matter of time……..
Meghan McCarron, Notes towards an Infernokrusher manifesto (via sketchyjoe)
I’m not a writer, I just (inferno)Krush a lot.
